Watch, Bag, DVD?

I went to the big "trinket" market yesterday, and here's a quick rundown of how it went:

• Approach the general area
• Small Asian person walks up to us and says "Watch, Bag, DVD?" while unfolding a collage of watches, bags, and DVDs
• Approach a store front, and probably hear, "Hello! English DVD?"
• Repeat every 20 seconds
• Teenage Asian girl walks up and asks if we want to come see an art gallery. It's a scam, and essentially it involves being led upstairs to look at some random art, then being told, at the end, to pay a shitload of money. Enter two huge Chinese guys.
• Enter any store, look at any item, and an owner approaches while pointing and saying "Look, good"
• "Hello! English DVD?"
• Went to the Yu Garden, which was cool. Pictures later.
• Walk by a Starbucks in the middle of the trinket market. Excellent.
• The world is still obsessed with the idea that white people like to buy T-shirts
• Leave

If you're wondering, we did not buy any "Watch, Bag, DVD".