According to my plentiful reader e-mails, my last post of photos sucked swollen dick (guess which half of that sentence isn't true). To counter that, and to keep my readership above 3, here's a much better set (again, partially a lie).
Prelude: cc left me alone this morning with his camera and hours to kill. I roamed.
I began with no Chinese currency (RMB), so I had to exchange some dollars.
Stood in the wrong line for 10 minutes until a little lady pointed me away.
Hunger struck quickly, and without any knowledge of Chinese, I headed to the one place I knew.
Stale bread.
Under a full stomache, I begin shopping.
First, I found the ultimate convenience store: shoes and soda.
The package deal was amazing.
Next I searched for fine jewelry, but the store counters were filled with cigarettes.
I thought I found a Cavs fan club...
But it was some asshole securities firm.
I have seen no black people.
Wait, nevermind.
Cheap joke?
I'm going.
With boredom setting in, it came time to find the next best thing: whores.
Option 1:
Maybe.
Dos:
Two barber spinners means whorehouse. Four means...not even I want to know what four means.
III:
Jackpot.
And, finally, the next logical thing to do...
$3.
It is now noon.
March 7, 2007
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1 comment:
LOL, quality story, im glad to see your head is in the right place as well.. booze and whores. keep on livin the dream man
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