Even In China, White People Can't Dance

So cc and I went clubbing a few nights ago, here's a few notes from the experience:

• It cost about $10 for all you can drink, all night.
• That dice game from Pirates 2 is insanely popular.
• Tall Europeans dance nerdier than you can imagine.
• If you're white, VIP rooms are easy to get in. In fact, no one even attempts to stop you.
• I can get drunk.
• I can get sick.
• Never acknowledge my requests when they consist of "Just leave me here!"
• It is true when you hear that old Asian men pay to have girls talk to them.

cc has some girl stalking him now, yet he cannot remember her face.